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No More Poems!: A Book in Verse That Just Gets Worse

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No More Poems!: A Book in Verse That Just Gets WorseAcclaimed singer songwriter Rhett Miller teams up with Caldecott Medalist and bestselling artist Dan Santat in a riotous collection of irreverent poems for modern families. In the tradition of Shel Silverstein, these poems bring a fresh new twist to the classic dilemmas of childhood as well as a perceptive eye to the foibles of modern family life. Full of clever wordplay and bright visual gags and toilet humor to spare these twenty three rhyming poems

Acclaimed singer-songwriter Rhett Miller teams up with Caldecott Medalist and bestselling artist Dan Santat in a riotous collection of irreverent poems for modern families.

In the tradition of Shel Silverstein, these poems bring a fresh new twist to the classic dilemmas of childhood as well as a perceptive eye to the foibles of modern family life. Full of clever wordplay and bright visual gags--and toilet humor to spare--these twenty-three rhyming poems make for an ideal read-aloud experience.

Taking on the subjects of a bullying baseball coach and annoying little brothers with equally sly humor, renowned lyricist Rhett Miller's clever verses will have the whole family cackling.

Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 03/05/2019
ISBN: 9780316416528
Pages: 48
Weight: 1.15lbs
Size: 11.20h x 8.80w x 0.60d

Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 01/15/2019
Publishers Weekly 01/07/2019
Horn Book Magazine 03/01/2019 pg. 94
School Library Journal 04/01/2019 pg. 101
Hornbook Guide to Children 07/01/2019 - Superior,Well Above Average

Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 503265 / No More Poems!
Reading Level: 4.9 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 1
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